Whoops, this is actually a comedy skit, not at all as purported below. :0) Thanks TFR for the Heads up! On August 19th 2007, an oil tanker off the coast of Australia split in two, dumping 20,000 tons of crude oil. Senator Collins, a member of the Australian Parliament, appeared on a TV news program to reassure the Australian public. This actual interview is so funny, you'd swear it was a Monty Python skit.